06 March 2009

To Be King for a Day

Put on delusions of grandeur and imagine you were sworn in as POTUS. What song would you have play at the inauguration?

My goal would be to cause Conservatives to go spastic as much as possible. So probably "Back in the U.S.S.R." by the Beatles. All those conservatives who used to secretly be hippies would have flashbacks to bad trips.

2 comments:

Toast said...

I'd have to go with Gimme The Prize by Queen:

Here I am!
I am the master of your destiny!
I am the one - the only one
I am the god of kingdom come
Gimme the prize!
Just gimme the prize!
Give me your kings
Let me squeeze them in my hands
Your puny princes
Your so-called leaders of your land
I'll eat them whole before I'm done
The battle's fought
and the game is won
I am the one - the only one
I am the god of kingdom come
Gimme the prize!
Just gimme the prize!

Eric Wilde said...

nice one :)